I am not a religious person but I tried to give up caring about what others do (or
don’t do) around me for Lent. I think it went fairly well. Now Lent is over and I’m trying to keep this up but today has been especially difficult. I really don’t do well around certain humans. I’m going to think about better things, like my birthday (which is tomorrow, I will be 43) Here is what I want for my birthday:
1) Spock (Zachary’s version obviously!)
2) A hysterectomy
3) A sugar daddy
4) A hug from actor Terry O’Quinn (or better yet, I would love for him to be my sugar daddy)
5) A 60 inch TV
6) A lifetime supply of dog pee pads (Audrey and Sabrina go through A LOT in a single day!)
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